Feb 17, 2009

It's not true...on opposite day



You know who it is.

There's been rumors in the media about Auggie havin' a raunchy nine-way with Europe, North America, South America, Australia, Rainbow Brite, Africa, Asia, and Antarctica after Crunchy's Strait of Gibraltar show last night. This is completely false!! Auggie fucked Antarctica before the show, even though this skanky-ass continent knew it was Auggie nap time.

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